So this landed in my email box - no I haven't independently checked the data - but the fact that I am willing to accept it is true is enough to make you wonder.
Anyway I hope it gives you a laugh at the start of the week.
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Can you imagine working for a company that only has
a little more than 635 employees, but, has the following employee statistics;
29 have been accused of spouse abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
9 have been accused of writing bad cheques
17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year
and collectively, this year alone, they have cost the British tax payer £92,993,748 in expenses!!!
29 have been accused of spouse abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
9 have been accused of writing bad cheques
17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year
and collectively, this year alone, they have cost the British tax payer £92,993,748 in expenses!!!
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ReplyDeleteBloody noras - I suppose it isn't that funny really!!!
Those figures make Alan B'stard look tame :>D
It's fiction. Note, there is no source quoted for that information.
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